"Does schmutz attack..." This Day in History (April 24th, 2018): Addressing Macron/Undrossing Macron

(During an appearance before the press on this day, President Trump's hand, notwithstanding its modest size and quite out of the blue, unceremoniously takes several swipes across PM Macron's shoulder, removing from it...what?) 

“Does schmutz attack your shoulder, Mac?
Sit better angels there?
Perhaps responsibility
rests heavy? Do I err?

You bear, perhaps, a chip? Or straps

from golf club bags which tear?
Your coif's a jock’s: no quiffs, no locks –
no bigly leader hair.

Rests Brigitte’s blonde head there, mon frere?

What’s that, then? Laissez-faire?
Stand dwarflings, shedding, on your shoulders?
That’s your own affair.

Aides tell me that you’re perfect,

that it's my job to take care
you stay that way. So, for today,
you shall no dandruff wear.”

"A is for Agnes who's legally blind..." More of The Gashlycrumb Seniors: A Second Short Sojourn At Archaedian Acres Retirement Village with Another Nod to Edward Gorey

(For GR) 

A is for Agnes who’s legally blind.
B is for Ben whose libido’s declined.

C is for Cora whose dentures show cracks.
D is for Doug suff’ring panic attacks.

E is for Earl overdue for a stroke.
F is for Flora whose walking frame broke.

G is for Gilbert whose gums are diseased.
H is for Hortense whose bowels have seized.

I is for Irma whose hormones are shot.
J is for Jorge: who knows what he’s got?

K is for Kitty who misplaced her wig.
L is for Laszlo whose prostate’s too big.

M is for Miles. His new catheter leaks.
N is for Nell who’s not eaten for weeks.

O is for Olive. They think it’s TB.
P is for Phil with not one cyst but three.

Q is for Quinn with the haphazard bladder.
R is for Ruth. Fell afoul of a ladder.

S is for Sid showing weakness of bone.
T is for Trish. Overdoes the cologne.

U is for Uly with unexplained aches.
V is for Vi suff’ring violent shakes.

W’s Wyn’fred who talks in her sleep.
X is for Xavier: still the same (bleep).

Y’s for Yaletha who’s fallen…again.
Z is for Zeke. Requiescat. Amen.