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Sunday, June 13, 2021

Magic Dreidel (Unpub)

     Tired of those same old 
Magic 8-ball answers...?
Fed up with “Reply hazy: try again later” 
and “Very doubtful”…?
     Get set for the Magic Dreidel 
and its nearly rabbinical responses.
 
Vey is mir!
True…nu…?
Nem zick a vaneh!
No way, Hosea!
Nakhamal shfeter!
You bet your bubbe!

Losts & Founds: An ABC

     The Lost Ark Careless Hebrews lost the Ark  but Jones, a gentile, found it --  along with half a dozen nasty  Nazis runnin' 'ro...