add Herge's Alph-Art’s* faulty start.
Each agitates the applecart.
* Tintin's final adventure remained
incomplete at Herge's death.
The letter B boasts Bogart's art,
Bart Simpson's, Beaux-‘ and Bonaparte's.
Regard 'em partly braggarts' art.
The arts of C be arts of charts.
C's art appears at Nimes and Chartres.
Corot owns stock in Cuisineart.
Shiv-sharpen'd darts draw D's deft arts:
D'Artagnan throws 'em, then departs.
Asks arch Cartesian R. Descarte:
"Do Artful Dodgers dare take part?"
Each E enjoys its eBART art,
while F, through “artch'ry,” hurls a fart,
the farther 'part, the finer th'art.
The art of G? ‘Tis go-kart art,
though some's kick-started by Moss Hart.
The art of H? Its art's all heart.
The art of I, in fits 'n' starts,
imparts, much like that smart-ass Bart,*
an artlessness into its art.
* Cf verse two above.
The art of J employs the jart.
No further arts shall I impart,
nor can I stay: I must depart.
