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Tuesday, May 9, 2023

Predictions

You'd enter, midair, towards the loo...? You'll exit with "food" in your hair. 
You'd enter prepared for a coup...? You'll exit denuded (laid bare).

You'd enter ensnared in grey goo...? You'll e
xit bedew'd from La Mer.
You'd enter as Herr Passepartout*...? You'll exit in Lou's underwear. 

You'd enter in prayer ("O, Mon Dieu...")...? You'll e
xit unglued from your chair.
You'd enter with flair and on cue...? You'll exit with noodles to spare.

You'd enter in hair braids of blue...? You'll exit, excluded from...where...?
You'd enter to scare you-know-who...? You'll exit pursued by a bear. 

* I.e., Louis Passepartout. Jean Passepartout is Fogg's valet
in the Verne novel. Louis is Jean's uncle's eldest son.

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