11 Dates in 12 Days or How I Kept Xmas (Images with Captions)

   D'Rumer S. Truman

Piper Speighpin

  Lourdes Leigh-Pinn

Lady Stanzing

Mae d'Zamilkin

   The Swanzas Women

       

     Geisha Layne

Golde Wrinx

     Callie ("Inga") Bertz

Fran Chentz

    "Tooter" Tull-Duffs 

(Anna Paar 'n' Gina Paertrie stood me up.)

An' A Thought Or Two Or Three (Or Four Or Five) Or Six In 30 Letters

"So: I bet Theo that one rotten s.o.b. quit." -- Lameth 
"I, robot, hatest thee not, quiet Boston." -- The Mal
"Quite the hot boots 'n' beetroots, Tina!" -- Thelma
"That sot bit the best onion? Too queer." -- L. Malte 
"'Quotient' beats 'otient,' Seth. Both root."  -- H. Metal 
"To be, or not to be, that is the question." -- Hamlet

Equivocal 'Barb's

‘Barb’s the word! Equivocal. E.g., here's three plus three.  
One’s Bobbie and the Riders of his (Benson's) B-Bar-B. 
Two’s Zanzibar, between the Wami delta and the sea.  
Inhuman "Butcher" Barbie’s three. (Klaus? No one's cup of tea.)  
Valeria Lukyanova’s four: a human Barbie, she.  
Five’s Donald! Donald tweets his barbs. (Don shuns all repartee.)  
Six? A rabbi goes into a bar because he needs to pee.  
See? Some words are equivocal. (Or do you disagree?)