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Wednesday, August 9, 2023

"Plan 81 From Outer Space," "Stalag 289" & 30 More Geometrically Expanded Cinema Sequels

 "The 1521 Steps": It's a very large network of spies. 

 "3025 Days at Peking": If I have to eat one more bowl of fried rice I'm gonna throw up. 

 "Passenger 3249":  Drink service on that flight must take forever. 

 "The Forty-Nine-Per-Cent Solution": It sure beats shag tobacco and black coffee but we're gonna need a bigger hypodermic needle. 

 "Henry XXV": Just once more into the breach, I promise. -- per GFH 

 "Twenty-five Weeks in a Balloon": There goes the last of the toilet paper...

 "Snow White and the Forty-Nine Dwarfs": Sleepy, Happy, Doc, Groucho,  Chico, Harpo . . . -- per GFH 

 "The 25,000,000 Fingers of Dr. T": I’m not looking forward to Doe-Me-Doe   Day. -- per GFH 

 "Cheaper by the Gross": This family’s a population bomb! -- per GFH 

 "Fahrenheit 203401": Republicans still claim climate change is a hoax. --   per GFH  

 "Thirty-six Degrees of Separation": Introducing Leo Jann, Imre Varhidi,  David Unaipon, Alfred Duggan-Cronin, Mahmud al-Kashgari... -- per EAH 

     "Forty-Nine Brides for Forty-Nine Brothers": Introducing Herod, Ishmael.   Judas, Kohath, Lamach, Methuselah, Nimrod, Obadiah, Philetus… -- per JB 

     "The One Hundred Commandments": We're gonna need a bigger ark.

     "72 1/4": That's counting all those 8mm home movies Fellini shot in grade school.

     "144 Angry Men": We're gonna need a bigger jury room.

      "7056 Charing Cross Road": Halfway to Bath just for used books...?

     "4,004,001: A Space Odyssey": Introducing the HAL 90,000.

     "Around the World in 6400 Days": No boats, no balloons, just one old elephant.

    "400,000,000 Leagues Under the Sea":

     "10,101 Dalmatians": We're gonna need a bigger hook-and-ladder truck.

     "Two Hundred Fifty Six Candles":

     "Miracle on 1156th Street": Are we still in Harlem...?

     "Apollo 169":

     "Ocean's One Hundred Twenty One":

     "The 160,000 Blows":

     "THX 12950044": Even in the far future, over-population remains unaddressed.

     "Twenty-five Easy Pieces":

     "Twenty-five Hundred Shades of Grey":

     "90 1/4 Weeks":

     "10:40 to Yuma":

     "Plan 81 From Outer Space":

     "Stalag 289": The Reich's prison system was larger than we thought. -- per GFH


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