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Monday, November 6, 2023

Carpe Diembryo! Another Dozen Eggcentregg Ovaviews (Clutch Four)

More from Mme L'Egghorn.
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 The Dualitease

 Behold thee here 
 a pair of Queggers.
 Next door, salt
 and pepper sheggers.

 
 The Peggmies 

 These small dark eggs...? 
 The White Eggs' Burden.
 (Rudyard Kipling this 
 concurr'd in.)


     
The Misteggen Identity 

So-call'd "egght balls" 
(this one's magic)
aren't demersal
or pelagic.


  Degg-Glo 

  Each its own
  disteggtive chroema --
  much of which can
  cause glaucoma.


 The Tuareggs
 
"Who'd saunter
 sere Sahara's odd,"
 sneers Arab snitch
 Scheherazade.


 
Yolko Ovo 

When Paul rejeggted
her demand,
she form'd her
Plastic Ovo Band.

                         


Yakoeuf

"Privet!" say 
to Comrade Smirnoeuff.
(Hope his eggcent
ain't a turnoeuf.

     The Strip 

    Recall, who'd ditch
    some sticky fracas:
   "Lay'd in Veggas...? 
    Stay'd in Veggas."



  Eggne

  Bearing shells 
  abloom with zits...?
  Systemic blemishes 
  cause fits.

  Hood 

   A Shoeuff of Notting-...?
   A side order (-ham)...?
   A fresh flight of ar'roe's...?
   'Tis Roebin: hot damn!

    Megg  
 
    Jegger, Megg,
    a Roelling Stone,
    prefers Grade B.
    (To each his own.)



      By Georges 
   
      Paris's M. Peregg* lives
      to lipograms compose.
      He terms one tome An Ovoid.
      (Although lacking 'e's, it flows.)

      *Oulipio's Perec writes a lipogrammatic 
       novel called in English A Void.

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