Wolaly on 'HARD' > 'EASY'

"One Through Twelve 
Observ'd" 
(aka"Sour Mashup")

                                ♫ Show me wha' de wolaly look like...?
                                   This be wha' de wolaly look like! ♫
            To tiptoe, step by step, from here to yonder's often HARD.
  Plant one misstep, one faux finesse, and Smack! you'll come to HARM.

           Then, asking, "Am I growing cold...?" and, "Am I getting WARM...?"

               where's all the aid to steer you clear of cul de sacs, to WARN

                    of lexical dead ends to lingual garden paths....? Do EARN
     you pointless platitudes like, "That there horse done's left the BARN"...?

                           (Such wisecracks render even my imagination BARE;

           the creeps who come across with 'em be nothing short of BASE.

         If they'd but plug their pie holes, leaving you to move with EASE,

    you'd, step by step, your best path nose from 'hard' to 'easy'...EASY!)