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Thursday, August 3, 2023

Another Fine Day in Trump Country; or. Are Those Things Loaded...?

Gary Heet -- he packs a gun.
"It's what us Heets have always done."
I tell a lie; the man packs two.
Says Heet, "...like all my neighbors do."
In point of fact, it's three or four,
"...one army issue, from the war."
His permits signal 
' 10 or more.'
"I've some with small, some larger bore."
Indeed, Heet's arm'd with forty guns,
not counting ammo. (Heet stocks tons!)
If asked, he'd readily confess:
"I fear I'd feel unsafe with less." 

Losts & Founds: An ABC

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