Oh, ConeyGirl: A Supreme Courting Song

 

 Protestor
with Bomb

    (The verses below are to be sung -- indeed they must be sung for 

best effect -- to the tune of a 1909 popular song, "My Pony Boy.")

ConeyGirl. 

ConeyGirl.

Drumpf adores you, don' he, girl!

Take some heat,

then a seat on our highest court.

Plan, in sum...?

Just keep mum: you'll be soon confirm'd. 

Antonin-Clarence kin! (Bader Gin-...? No-o-o-o!)

Oh, ConeyGirl!

ConeyGirl.

ConeyGirl.

Now you're Mitch's crony, girl.

Precedents...? 

Founders' bents trump 'em -- so you say.

Wade v Roe...? 

Gotta go, as does ACA.

Lexual. Textual. (Sexual...? Who-o-oa!)

Oh, ConeyGirl.

ConeyGirl.

ConeyGirl.

Dems feel you're a phony, girl.

Immigrants

stand no chance. Long gun bearers thrive.

Peopl'of Praise

damn the gays. Where do you come down...?

COVID flays. World malaise. (End of Days...? Doh!!)

Oh, ConeyGirl.

The Placozoa Chronicles: Episode 44: Viral Vixen

Protestor
with Shield 

     Ep. 44: L O A A P O C Z: Lo: a…a…pocz!

There once dwelt a flu-bearing fox

who, while otherwise heterodox,

spread his virus through town.

When the whole town came down,

I, immune, shouted, “Lo: a…a…pocz!”

Breaking News: This Just In

Protestor 
with Whip

On Friday,

October 16th,

at noon Eastern time,

Vice President Mike Pence

announced the appointment

of the newest member of Trump's

White House Corona Virus Task Force:

Dr. Novak Seene.