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Friday, September 13, 2019

Judy Su-Do-Ku

(Pretty, pretty, pretty, pretty.) 

Su-Do-Ku!
Su-Do-Ku!
Pseudo…? No. That’s s-o-o-o untrue!
Su-Do-Ku:
all-new, a coup. (A-hoo! A-hoo-hoo!)
True, people choose to Su...
Nu…? (Few refuse to
Su-Do-Ku.)

Zoot suits Su. 
Sioux Jews Su.
Fu Manchu and Toto, too,
Su-Do-Ku.
Let's Su-Do too (a-hoo), we two (a-hoo-hoo).
Cool dudes enthuse to Su...
forgo a cruise to
Su-Do-Ku.

"So I Su!
So me sue,"
broods Jude. "Who'd be you to 'pooh'…?
So, soak you!
I pursue Su-Do-Ku -- I do (a-hoo-hoo).
All through our zoos gnus 'Su,'
pay beaucoup dues to
Su-Do-Ku."

Su-Do-Ku's
apercus…?
Arithmetic! Eremetic! Whoop-de-doo!
Zut! Doh!! Whew!!!
Let's Su-Do-Ku (a-hoo), let's do (a-hoo-hoo).
Nope, 'taint no news Jude Sus:
any excuse to
Su-Do-Ku.

Su-Do-Ku!
Su-Do-Ku!
Dr. Who Sus, Passepartout Sus, Baby Roo…
Su-Do-Kus
Let's Su-Do too (a-hoo). Who knew (a-hoo-hoo)…?
You got dem blues…? Eschew dem brews! Refuse dat booze!
You gotta
Su-Do-Ku!

Who knew yours true'ld
Su-Do, too!
Alphabetic…? Nope...yet thetic! Su-Do-Ku!
Su-Do-Ku…?
We'll Su a du'! I'm through (a-hoo-hoo).
But, 'fore I overdo,
and croon "adieu!" (T'who…?
Sue D'O'Koo…?)...

     ...I'll cope with
losers' moues,
enduring pseudo-
Su-Do-Kus...

     ...we've nowt but
fear to lose:
just don't abuse our
Su-Do-Kus…

     ...be youse He-
brews or Druze,
just form two queues for
Su-Do-Kus…

     …put on those 
blue suede shoes
and lose those
Charleston Chews…
 
     …peruse those
bloodless coups,
the ooze of
cordon bleus

     …eschew les
pas de deuxs,
pass through new
peer reviews…

     …taboos and
deja vus...

     …of Su-Do-Kus...

     …ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh!

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