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Sunday, January 24, 2021

Stuff & Nonsense (Olim Fake News)

     Is it true that
the young North Korean
recently filmed defecting to the South
was named Ho Li Cao…?
 
     Is it true that
“Elvis Lives!” = Permanent Presley…?
 
     Is it true that
a sign recently appeared
above a basket of free bread outside 
a Bombay bakery which read:
“Have a loaf! It’s better than naan”…?
 
     Is it true that 
who takes to her bed
with some ST disease
so’s to not help me bang out
my new vocalise
is my Muse, while I cry,
“I’d so hoped, if ‘twould please,
you’d have sung me new tunes
using only black keys”...?
 
     Is it true that 
translation etcet'ra sets tasks Herculean --
e.g., "raison 'wet'reain’t "reason for peein'"...?  
 
     Finally: 
Which conjunction does
grammeteorologic favor more…? 
Is it an 'and' or is it an 'and/or'…?
(Or is it only 'or'…?)

The Losts: An ABC

     The Lost Ark Heedless Hebrews lost the Ark  but Jones the Gentile found it --  along with half a dozen nasty  Nazis runnin' 'ro...