"Slap downs! Slanders..." 5000 & Still No Downside? A Lament

Slap downs! Slanders! Lies call'd quips!
(Shall Trump's loose lips not sink his ships...?)

Defamations! Slams 'n' slimes!

Still Trump's approval rating climbs.

Dirty linens! Calumnies!

(Shall Trump be not brought to his knees...?)

Cheap shots! Smears! Aspersions! Mud!

Still Trump drones on: "Sans ME, the Flood!"

Backbiting! Wink-winks! Scandals! Dirt!
(Shall Trump's GOP sit, inert...?)
Back stabs! Libels! Sneering! Slurs!
And still Trump's obloquy recurs.

Collusion! Greed! Corruption! Hate!
Who'll rid us of this reprobate...?

(Whose schnoz surpass does Donald's nose...?

Pinocchio's! And so it goes.)     

"Meet the marriage forged in hell..." Arrivedercivanka: Terza Rimas on an Ivanka Drumpf Departure:

     "If Ivanka weren't my daughter I'd be dating her." 
-- D. Drumpf. (The parenthetical question is, of course, 
posed by Aretha.)

Meet the marriage forged in hell, 

where Daddy doubles as the groom.

The bride...? Ivanka. (Who zooms whom...?)

     "83% of Drumpf utterances are half true, mostly 
false or pants-on-fire false, and a vanishingly small 
4% are true." -- PolitiFact. (The room referenced 
is, of course, the Oval Office.) 

Detect you that mendacious smell,

that bigly el'phant in the room?

It ain't Ivanka-brand perfume.

     Regarding Ivanka's fashion line: "Go buy it 
today!" -- Drumpf spokesblonde K. Conway

Ms Conway's raison d'etre...? Hawk

chic tchotchkes from Ivanka's Loom.
The goal: Ivankanomic boom...? 

     "Nordstrom drops Ivanka brand products." 
-- The New York Times

That sound you hear's a sunset gun.
Drumpf's dumped his Kool-Aid in our Sanka.
(First off, though, let's dump brand Ivanka.)

     "Drumpf runs the US as a family business." 
-- CNBC

So: who's to thank...? The Drumpf Cartel.
("Merci" in French. In German, "danke.")
Thanks for all you've done, Ivanka.

The Chronic Ills of "Narnia": Rewriting Lewis in the Wake of Drumpf

"The Lion, the Witch and the Wardrobe" rewritten and reissued as
"The Liar's Three Kids in the War Room"
     Synopsis:

"Prince Caspian" rewritten and reissued as
"Drumpf's Prints Are All Over the Caspian"
     Synopsis:

"The Voyage of the Dawn Treader" rewritten and reissued as
"Bon Voyage, Don, You Traitor!"
     Synopsis:

"The Silver Throne" rewritten and reissued as
"The Golden Toilet"
     Synopsis:

"The Horse and His Boy" rewritten and reissued as
"The Whoreson in Boise"
     Synopsis: 

"The Magician's Nephew" rewritten and reissued as
"The Meretrician's Son-in-Law"
     Synopsis:

"The Last Battle" rewritten and reissued as
"The Last Brat'll"
     Synopsis:

(Synopses to come: a work in progress)