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Tuesday, September 29, 2020

The Placozoa Chronicles, Episode 21: Beaches Brew


"Zut! ZoĆ«'s Zeke's Zak"


 

   Ep. 21: La Copa, Oz: 

La Copa: a sand beach hotel…?
And Oz: em’rald city…? Oh, well. 
Visit one, meet a wizard. 
The other…? A lizard.
La Copa, Oz: heaven...? Nope! Hell!

The Placozoa Chronicles, Episode 20: Rocky Mountain Hype


"Your Yashmak'd Youngster's Yak"


  

    Ep. 20: Aaps, Colo.

The aal: Just a dal with bravado...?
Or some tripe miming ripe avocado...?
The Centennial State's 
Aaps loads loads of aal crates.
(Scan your maps! Pinpoint Aaps, Colo.)

The Placozoa Chronicles, Episode 19: The How...?s of Wax


"Xanthic Xylocopidae"




       Ep. 19: A Cazoo LP

If your record collection's like mine,
you like grading your discs 1 through 9.
But one pressing's so rare
it scores 10 anywhere:
A Cazoo LP -- IF genuine.

Losts & Founds: An ABC

     The Lost Ark Careless Hebrews lost the Ark  but Jones, a gentile, found it --  along with half a dozen nasty  Nazis runnin' 'ro...