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Monday, December 21, 2020

Repost: Haik You!

Haik Yous to come:

Haikubsenklibs 

Haikungfu 

Haikuiperbelt

Haikufic 

Haikurtcobain 

Haikuwait 

Haikumquat 

Haikungpao 

Haikucinich

Haikuchen

Haikudos

Haikufu

Haikugel

     Haikuneiform

Ancient Middle East.
Earliest writing system.
Logo-syllabic.
     Gilgamesh epic.
Surpassing all other kings.
Ozymandias...?
 
     Haikushner

Madame Tussaud puss.
In-law. Scofflaw. Clapperclaw.
Keeps kosher at home.
     "Mr. Ivanka."
Fail'd to pass his background checks.
Whoopee, Cushioner!

     Haikugat

Gigolo music.
Waldorf after World War II.
Cugie pens cartoons.
     Fancies chihuahuas.
"Holiday in Mexico."
Abbe...? Meet Charo!

     Haikool

Menthol cigarette.
70-millimeters.
Brown and Williamson.
     Willie the Penguin.
Filter Kings & Super Longs.
Cancer of the lung.

      Haikualalumpur

Jungle...? Meet tin mine!
‘Lumpur’...? Local word for “mud.”
Twinn'd city...? Dubai.
     Say it in Malay:
Wilayah Persekutuan
Kuala Lumpur.

     Haikublaikahn

Genghis's grandchild.
Shi ying shao jing zhi lan feng.
Spring on Fragrant Hill.
     King o' the Mongols.
Or, A Vision in a Dream.
Porlock Persona.

     Haikukla

Fran(ces) Allison,
Cecil Bill and Beulah Witch,
Ollie and Fletcher,
     Madame Oglepuss:
Kuklapolitan Players.
("Puppetry!": Putin.)

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