Explorer Vasco da Gamete (per GFH)
British-American actress Samantha Egger
Rock singer Joe Cockerel
Assyrian king Ashurbanipullet
Vaudeville star Souffle Tucker
The funny papers' Alley Oeuf (per GFH)
New Jersey hair-transplant surgeon Al Bewmen
Moliere's hypocritical Tartoeuf
Shakespeare's melancholy Dane Homelette
US Congressman Roe Khanna
Crusader nemesis Egg Saladin (per GFH)
China's Chairman Mayo
Paper magnate Art Boyle
Gary Cooper's Sergeant Yolk (per GFH)
Wyatt Earp sidekick Doc Hollandaise (per GFH)
Illegitimate son of Emperor Frederick II Embryo of Sardinia
TV hostess Ovum Winfrey
Ohio Senator Shirred Brown
Tennis legend Andre Eggassi
Mexican artist Friedegg Kahlo
Failed US general George Armstrong Custard
Jazz pianist Quiche Jarrett
Pop singer Egglebert Humptydumpt
Civil rights activist Malcolm Eggs
