The Placozoa Chronicles, Episode 24: Coal Today, Hot Tamale

     Ep. 24: "Z" coal...?! 'Opa! 

Burning "A" coal or "B" coal," it sounds,
runs to hundreds -- nay: thousands! -- of pounds.
'Tis the same for coal "G," 
for coal "P" and coal "V."
Why not burn "Z" coal...?! 'Opa! (Yay! Zounds!)

The Placozoa Chronicles, Episodes 22 & 23: Of Candidates & Randy Dates

     Ep. 22: Looza PAC

If you're running for office, you know
how essential the need is for dough.
So: despite your poor polling
and penchant for trolling,
a Looza PAC cushions each blow.

     Ep. 23: Opal A. Zóç

I'm remembering Opal A. Zóç,

on whose Glock appear'd many a notch.

She'd keep track of each tryst --

for her mill, each one's grist.

Some she'd dominate; others she'd botch. 

Saturday Morning Medical Report or POTUS's Delicate Condition

He coughs! He coughs! He still at COVID scoffs.

He ails! He ails! He slows the US mails.

He swoons! He swoons! He Biden's mask impugns.

He bleeds! He bleeds! He still on junk food feeds.

He's chill'd! He's chill'd! He screams, "A wall I'll build."

He gasps! He gasps! His nurse's _____ he grasps.

He's down! He's down! His GOP skips town.

He mends! He mends! Our crucial vote impends.