Carpe Diembryo! A Dozen Eggcentregg Ovaviews (Clutch Two)

A fresh dozen from Mme 

L'Egghorn. To view any 

imegge at a larger size,

click on it.

  The Lemonegg 

  We lemonegg

  from scrambl'd lemons 

  vend in Bonns,

  Berlins 'n' Bremens.

The Eggmont 

'Tis Ludwegg,

I'm eggcutely sure,

who penn'd 

"The Eggmont Ovature."

    Abraham Leggoln...? 

 

   At left's my

   eggucated guess

   who penn'd

   The Getteggsburg Address.

    The CEOva 

    Eggseggutive's

    Chief Oeufficer --

    yet still an

    eco-amateur.

    Loeuftwaffe

   The Eggcent Eggú

      The Eggsponents 

     "Eggs with 

     superscript eggsponents..."

     [Now I'll mispronounce 

     'ordonnance.']

      ___-ggore 

     Eggore! Eyeggore!

     Gore with 'tude!

     Eggs galore!

     How soon accrued!

      Eggo...eggo...eggo...

     Eggochambers,

     where one hears

     cracks thrice  

     (each crack re-reappears).

      Reggae

 

     Rasta Zeggy Marley 

     fights:

     "Get up! Stand up 

     for your...(whites...?)"

    Twain 

    Meet Miss Watson's 

    Negger Jim!
    Most, save Huck, 

    think ill of him.

     Peggnegg 

 

     Hors d'oeufs 
     (shrewd sous chefs dub 'em "devill'd")
     leave embezzled hens 
     dishevel'd.

Pa's Gal's Puns Say _____.

A sampling of the halfwit wisdom 

of my step-father's latest bit o' fluff. 

     1. 
Who'd parrot a rock star must don him a hat.
(I've absorb'd little else, but I have absorb'd that.)

     2.

My crossword's unfinished; I can't suss some clues.

They appear next day clear. Thank-you, Cryptogram Muse.