Wordplaythings III: The Deep (State) Dive Into Donald's Toy Chest

     What's globular, plastic-coated, titian-topp'd  and balder than a cacklefruit...?

It's Drumph's MAGAgic Hate Ball, 

resembling nothing more nor less than one 

alarmingly porcine ball -- whether spit-,

sour-, soft-, odd-, low-, scuzz-, scum-, 

butter-, puff-, moth-, foos-, hair-, golf-,

sleaze-, base-, dirt-, screw-, slime-, goof-, 

curve-, black-, cannon-, knuckle- or 

racquet- racket- is entirely your call.

Just ask your Hate Ball a yes-or-no 

question, then shake it three times and 

turn it upside down to read the answer 

appearing in its bay window, an answer 

always expressed, of course, in only good

words -- indeed, "the very best words."

A small selection of 

MAGAgic Hate Ball Answers:

"GRAB

'EM BY THE

PUSSY."

"JEB LIKES

ILLEGALS BECAUSE 

OF HIS WIFE."

"THEY'RE 

MURDERERS, THEY'RE

RAPISTS."

"I HAVE

DOUBTS HE WAS BORN

IN THIS COUNTRY."

"MIDLER IS AN

EXTREMELY UNATTRACTIVE

WOMAN."

"I HAVE A GREAT

RELATIONSHIP WITH

THE BLACKS."

"BAN ALL 

MUSLIMS ENTERING

THE US..."

"HATE

IS WHAT WE

NEED."

 

"LAZINESS

IS A TRAIT OF 

BLACKS..."

"I

LOVE THE POORLY

EDUCATED."