Still More Brewers: two more of an eventual twenty three portraits...

 

Xenophon 
with wine
in krater

Lew Bryson

with whiskey

in shot glass

Papal Pap; or. Apocryphal Papas

     Here are several pretend clerihews identifying 

     a selection of antipopes, conclavists, sedevacantists, 

     sedeprivationists, mysticalists, episcopi vagantes, 

     quasi-cardinal-nephews, traditionalist Catholics, 

     independent Catholics, Catholic charismatics and 

     other RC pretenders.

     I 

David Allen Bawden

plodded paths less-trodden.

Calling himself Pope Michael the 

First,

this real estate agent, e-

lected the pope on Ju-

ly the 16th, 19-

90, by laymen as-

sembl'd in David's folks' 

fam'ly's small thrift store in 

Belvue, a small burg in 

Kansas, post which he con-

tinued to live with his 

parents until, in the

year '22, David's  

conclavist bubble got

burst.

     II 

Clemente Dominguez y Gomez,

whose perception was blatantly low-res,

is the seventeenth pope with the Gregory 

name.

Gomez claim'd to've received appa-

ritions from Jesus as 

well as the Virgin -- i-

ronical, that, since the 

former insurance man 

lost both his eyeballs, this

due to a car crash, which 

didn't, however... 

     (more to come: a work in progress)