A is for A: An Illuminated Alphabet in Verse: Letters H & G

       H is for H:

    

    

    No taste; no smell...nor can one tell
    the color of this stuff. 

    As H it's known; this table's shown
    the world can't have enough.

    G is for G:

    

    

    Though gravity reads '1' at sea

    inside my centrifuge,

    I'll crank up 'G's (a prank!) by threes

    and emulate a luge.

MAGA 2024 Campaign Song #1 (Sung to the Tune of "I Want a Girl Just Like the Girl that Married Dear Old Dad")

We-e-e-e 
want a dic-
-tatohead just 

like the dick
who slew six million Jews.
We-e-e-e
need a prick,
one who'd 

interdict
the people's right to choose.

A tyrant -- 

Putin/Hitler/

Franco-style -- 

a guy who'd 

rape your sister...

with a smile.

We-e-e-e

want this dic-

tatohead, al-

tho' he's sick.

Hey! What have we to lose...?