Carpe Diembryo! A Begger's Dozen Eggcentric Ovaviews

      

     C.EI.EGG

     No top-notch incognito cop

     nor ten-o'clock teen coeufew'll stop
     this orn'ry ovoid covert op

     retrieving his sub roesa drop.

  Ceggles

  Attend this uniceggle's wheel: 

"Gol-oeuf-gol-oeuf-gol-oeu."

(That's when, wise unicegglists feel,

  bad eggcidents occoeur.) 

 

 

   

    Elleggton

    Whoe'er be headin' uptown

    should tegg the Grade A Trains.

    For years, big band jazz fans have foun':

    Sir Duke sure entertains!

        Eggdysiasts

   Some use a pole.

   Some use a chair.

   Some use a fan.

   All wind up bare.

       Homelette

   Sheggspeare's moody 

   melancholy Dane,

   a dude construed as lewd... 

   ...and quite insane.

       Eivan Dreggo

  This Roosky 

  traded jabs with Rocky.

  When he speaks,

  it's jabberwocky.

      

        Armeggeddon One

 

  "Good Lord! Jeh'ova'h's 

   Witnesses:

   Must I submit to 

   witlessness...?"

      Kegger

     Koeufoeuffle

      Poeufume

 freggrance

     ScRambo

 

     Henhenge

Let's plan a veggcation. 

Let's megg it forthwith.

I'm eagger to fathom  

the meggalith myth.

 

       SEigfried & Roey