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Friday, February 16, 2024

Runcibl'd Spooners: Hot & Not

Sphynx's riddle...? 
Snare for fools: 
Pyramids at Giza.
     Pepperoni 
plopp'd near tools: 
Gear; amidst sat pizza.
     Moral:
Three ways men walk...? Two, cheese; one, chalk.

Oz is nice, 
tho' not this season: 
No place like home.
     Bloody Christ! 
This joint is freezin'!
Whole place...? Like Nome.
     Moral:
Don't twisters ride; it's cold outside.

Losts & Founds: An ABC

     The Lost Ark Careless Hebrews lost the Ark  but Jones, a gentile, found it --  along with half a dozen nasty  Nazis runnin' 'ro...