History...? It's bunk alright.
(It's likewise caca, crap and shite.)"
-- Daphne Moon
"It fails to repeat itself,
nor does it rhyme.
Lately, in fact,
Lately, in fact,
it can barely keep time."
-- Ethel Mertz
"Lots of in toto agreed-upon lies
limn'd by those 'toto'litarian guys."
-- Cosmo Kramer
"It's like an onion. Why...?
Design'd to make me cry.
(Rife skins beneath each skin
I take no interest in.)"
-- Maynard Krebs
