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Wednesday, April 4, 2018

Homo Faber ala Gorey (A Nonsense ABC)

 
Algernon always is making amends.

Barbie makes bail for her flutter-prone friends.

Chester makes coffee: five sugars, two creams.

Doris makes do, although just in her dreams.

Ed makes the effort; Ed’s making ends meet.

Fred (making friends?) makes a fuss in the street.

Gordon makes good: Gordo’s making the grade.

Hannah makes haste. Amscray, girl! It’s a raid!

Ignatius makes ice cream -- and makes it look simple.

Job makes a joke, in a polka dot wimple.

Kimball makes kaka for Kitty, his sitter.

Lulu makes love; she’s borne many a litter.

Matt makes the most of his being an elf.

Nellie makes nowt but a name for herself.

Ozzy makes off with your purse; Oz makes out.

Pola makes pastry – puff pastry, no doubt.

Queenie made quite a display Friday night.

Rick’s made it clear that “two wrongs make a right.”

Sinead makes me sick making sausage from offal.

Teddy makes trouble; Ted's awf’lly unlawful.

Ursula’s made up her mind once for all.

Vincent, an ump, made a very bad call.

Willie makes waves making whoopee on shore.

Xaviera makes ‘xtra. (Men always want more.)

Yan makes me crazy, though’s always my hero.

Zoe subtracts one from one, making zero.

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