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Friday, August 18, 2023

Homophun: The Proses & Their Poems

Everyone's familiar with the line "Mister Ree's 
mysteries." Below are several homophonic lines 
of verse, and the proses that prompt them, 
which aren't nearly so well known.

    i. 
The bishop's ecclesiastical jurisdiction presently 
occupying some several hundred square miles 
adjacent to the Atlantic coastline is purchased 
by ray-finned fish in partnership with a large 
savannah antelope.  

An eel and 
an eland 
buy the see 
by the sea.

     ii.
Additionally this reporter has recently observed, 
displayed upon the animating spirit of this lady, 
the theatrical spectacle of an apiary projected 
across the bottom inside of a shoe.   

An' in her soul, 
I've seen 
an inner sole 
hive scene.

     iii.
I question my friend Dwight, a big fan of the 
novels of L. Frank Baum, on whether or not the 
pugilistic contest we discussed earlier has yet
been scheduled. 
  
I quiz 
Ike "Wiz" 
about 
a bout.

     (more to come; a work in progress)

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