CNN 9/20/23: Drumpf Jr.'s X account hacked.
Bogus "Jr." reports father's death and his ("Jr's")
plann'd presidential run in '24.
Daddy is dead! (Kraits* in Dad's bed...?
Shots to Dad's head...? Fatally bled...?)
*Venomous snakes
Daddy is dead. (Fiercely force-fed...?
Poison'd with lead...? Fox hasn't said.)
Daddy is dead. (Cadet* in Dad's bread...?
Snuff'd by the Fed...? Hung in the shed...?)
*Deadly herbicide
Dad's indeed dead! (Rent to a shred...?
Garrotted instead...? AIDS...? (Still widespread.))
Daddy is dead. (Clubb'd at Club Med
by hit men named Ned who, eventu'lly, fled...?)
Daddy is dead. (Skipp'd his Phys Ed...?
Middle-age spread to Dad's suicide led...?)
It's said, Daddy's dead! (Books in the red...?
Plea deals Dad pled still hung by a thread...?)
Daddy is dead. (Did evils Dad bred --
from alpha to zed -- bode prison ahead...?
Nope! Daddy is dead 'cuz Dad ran out o' cred.
That being said, now it's me you need dread.)
