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Monday, February 17, 2020

Conchie Spooner

One hears of battles won upon 
the playing fields of Eton,
but ne’er of bloodbaths’ aftermaths:
the flaying peels, half eaten.
     Moral:
“Into the breach”…? F**k that speech!

Degrees (Positive, Comparative, Superlative)

Degrees
Begin by printing a hard copy of this image. 

Next, using scissors or a razor blade, cut carefully 
along the dotted line. Remove the USA-shaped paper scrap,
then Scotch tape the entire remaining sheet to your bathroom mirror 
and, while looking into the USA-shaped negative space...
reflect. 


Losts & Founds: An ABC

     The Lost Ark Careless Hebrews lost the Ark  but Jones, a gentile, found it --  along with half a dozen nasty  Nazis runnin' 'ro...