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Tuesday, April 27, 2021

At First a Lot + Tillies (Unpub)

     At first a little, then a 
lot 
     upon your wienie or your 
Brät.
     At first she can, but then can-
not, 
     treat MASD -- or dry 
rot – 
     in Binghamton and Endi-
cott.
     At first found in your flower 
pot, 
     mums migrate to a garden 
spot 
     where mornings chilly soon wax 
hot.
     At first Amin’s an Einstein…
NOT
     But nor is Id some idi-
ot 
     who neither tittle gives nor 
jot 
     about Ugandans chewing 
khat.
     At first flees Abram’s nephew 
Lot 
     from Sodom and Gomorrah’s 
motte.
     At first some amber oil – Ne-
mat...? -- 
     for you and for your oce-
lot,
     whom, on a dare, you dub Pol 
Pot 
     while chewing some renewing 
qat.
     At first you claim I’m talking 
rot, 
     how I’m just some sodding 
sot
     molesting ev'ry passing 
tot 
     But that ain’t me; that’s Ujay 
Bhat...
     or maybe Oliver Von 
Trott,
     who first remarks, with Scot James 
Watt, 
     the stark remark “X marks the 
spot,”
     which phrase Watt 'blazons 'cross his 
yacht.
     (Such firsts occur in Zhat Vash…?
NOT: 
     They issue from McCloud -- which…? 
Scott! -- 
     in issues of his comic 
Zot!




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