Sent: Some Feet* From Central Street (*Of the metrical sort, of course)

Dead
Protestor

I. Runcibl'd Spooner: Kitschin' Sinking 

Hackney'd Bulwer-Lytton here:
"...a dark and stormy night..."
Clothes...? Conservative, austere:
a stark and normy dight.

     Moral:

The start of Clifford, Paul...? 

But part of Edward's fall.

 

II. Queneau Does Goose 

Long-necked Jean

With silly hat,
Toes trodden on,
Gets into spat.
Then jumps ahead
To hear his friend:
Jean needs a thread,
His coat to mend.