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Tuesday, January 17, 2023

The Idylls of Ubu, Canto III: IOU RUB

     Canto III: IOU RUB

Although I owe but cannot pay, I'll live to pay another day.
You can't pay either...? Join the club of deadbeat cads! Ah-h-h-h, there's the rub,
for ev'ry club imposes dues (I don't suppose that's breaking news),
and you drank yours at Jarry's Pub on payday last. Hah! There's the nub

Poe at P&P

 


   On the poetry shelf at Politics and 
Prose bookstore in Washington, DC, 
recent volumes of the Nonsense 
verses and illustrations of Ulysses 
Poe appear between works by Sylvia 
Plath and those of Maya Popa. (Missing
is his title One, Two, Many! Perhaps
somebody purchased it.) Poe's volumes
can be found as well in the store's
humor section, adjacent to the collected works of Amy Poehler.

The Idylls of Ubu, Canto II: RUI BOU

      Canto II: RUI BOU   

Hachimura downhill runs, a-scorin' buckets and "and one"s.
Within the Liga ACB, would Rui be "El Bou...?" Could be.

     * Power forward for the NBA's Lakers. * When a player dribbles past defenders while heading towards the basket in order to score, she is said 
to be "going downhill." * Making a basket is "scoring a bucket." * A single 
free-throw awarded after a player is fouled while successfully scoring a 
basket. * The top professional basketball division of the Spanish basketball 
league system. * "The Ox" in the Catalan language. *Do we smell trade 
rumors...?

Losts & Founds: An ABC

     The Lost Ark Careless Hebrews lost the Ark  but Jones, a gentile, found it --  along with half a dozen nasty  Nazis runnin' 'ro...