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Tuesday, January 31, 2023

Cartoon Caption Contest



[  ] "Well, that's four vowels done. Just one to go." 

[  ] "The boys in Marketing suggest we call it 'fire.'"

[  ] "The idea came to me while I was relaxing at the cave." 

[  ] "...And it'll never go flat."

[  ] "A pair will run you 99 bucks...plus a tenner for installation."

[  ] "Now that you mention it, I am a bit peckish. Why do you ask...?"

[  ] "And here's the beauty part: when it rolls is gathers absolutely no moss."

[  ] "Everybody loves two of 'em but nobody can stand a third."

[  ] " It's nice. But will it work with the square peg your brother-in-law invented...?"

[  ] "The giant in the next valley ordered it...says it's for his girlfriend."

[  ] "It's made out of rock and it rolls. What would you call it...?"

[  ] "_____________________________________________."
                                     (your caption here)

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