Other Babies, Other 'Board's

Infant executes difficult move on half pipe during regional skateboard com  petition
BABY ON BOARD

Toddler shouts “Stock options for everybody!” during recess in emergency shareholders’ meeting
BABY ON BOARD

Small child guards NBA Houston Rocket James Hardin, effectively sabotaging the future Hall-of-Famer's triple double
BABY ON “BEARD”

Scholar/cherub delivers penetrating lectures on every third sonnet of William Shakespeare
BABY ON BARD

Newborn challenges braggart Admiral's questionable claim to have reached North Pole ahead of all other explorers

BABY ON BYRD 

Nipper attempts (unsuccessfully, of course) to prevent former NBA all-star Larry Legend's drive to hoop

BABY ON BIRD 

Preemie slanders black civil rights activist Rustin for that legend’s gay lifestyle

BABY ON BAYARD 

Suckling makes nuisance of self after chugging entire contents of older sibling’s six pack 

BABY ON BUD 

Papoose makes nuisance of self after smoking party-squaw mom's leftover joint

BABY ON BUD 

Toddler performs increasingly difficult series of rope tricks while riding bareback a pair of wild piglets

BABY ON BOAR 

Red-capped child clambers aboard novice politician Donald’s shoulders at yet another Drumpf rally 

BABY ON BOOR 

Brainy bambino challenges quantum theories of Nobel-winning Danish physicist
BABY ON BOHR 

Youngster identifies large body of water in neighboring Canada and immediately claims it for U.S.

BAY BEYOND BORDER 

African-American newborn cyclist insists infant girlfriend ride seated just behind him:

BABE! BE ON BOARD!

Seriously under-age sommelier discusses floral characteristics of a favorite vintage

BABY ON BORDEAUX 

Angry bairn attacks actor Pitt for refusing to adopt himself and his twin sister

BABY ON BRAD 

Medievalist dumpling ignores judge's anti-stalking order and attacks former girlfriend with rattle
BABY ON BURD 

Kid film maker releases feature exposing unusual Mesopotamian sex practices among younger set

"BABYLON, BARED"

Precocious child discusses its role in the birth of large litter of kittens in neighbor's window well

BABY ON BROOD 

Little angel disses once provocative (and now deceased) TV chef

BABY ON BOURDAIN 

Kid explores Nordic ancestors with the help of "Finding Your Roots" host Henry Louis "Skip" Gates

BABY JAN BJORD 

Toddler discovered wearing provocative diaper plying world’s oldest profession in New Orleans red light district 

BABY IN BORDELLO 

In series of TV spots, child invokes names of creamery spokes icons, including Elsie the Cow

BABY ON BORDEN'S 

Kid frolics atop mostly nude body of aging former French starlet between takes for her biopic

BABY ON BARDOT 

Toddler mounts one-"man" production of Broadway's musical nod to Elvis's military induction

BABY ON "BIRDIE" 

Child's hotel on particular property helps him dominate kindergarten Monopoly competition

BABY ON BOARDWALK 

Rug rat wins culinary contest with "borrowed" New Orleans recipe

BABY ON BORDELAISE 

Is poet Brendan snockered again or are his shuttered eyelids merely indicative of disinterest?
B. BEHAN, BORED 

We're sorry: that model of IKEA's easy-to-assemble toddler's highchair is available only in blonde. 
BÄÝBEE JAANBØRР

On his new CD, Rapper Ice 2 1/2 kvetches over girlfriend's lack of breadth across buttocks
BOO-TEE? UN-BROAD!