BABY ON BOARD
Toddler shouts “Stock options for everybody!” during recess in emergency shareholders’ meeting
BABY ON BOARD
Small child guards NBA Houston Rocket James Hardin, effectively sabotaging the future Hall-of-Famer's triple double
BABY ON “BEARD”
Scholar/cherub delivers penetrating lectures on every third sonnet of William Shakespeare
BABY ON BARD
Newborn challenges braggart Admiral's questionable claim to have reached North Pole ahead of all
other explorers
BABY ON BYRD
Nipper attempts (unsuccessfully,
of course) to prevent former NBA all-star Larry Legend's drive to hoop
BABY ON BIRD
Preemie slanders black civil
rights activist Rustin for that legend’s gay lifestyle
BABY ON BAYARD
Suckling makes nuisance of self
after chugging entire contents of older sibling’s six pack
BABY ON BUD
Papoose makes nuisance of self
after smoking party-squaw mom's leftover joint
BABY ON BUD
Toddler performs increasingly
difficult series of rope tricks while riding bareback a pair of wild piglets
BABY ON BOAR
Red-capped child clambers aboard novice politician Donald’s
shoulders at yet another Drumpf rally
BABY ON BOOR Brainy bambino challenges quantum theories of Nobel-winning Danish physicist
BABY ON BOHR
Youngster identifies large body of
water in neighboring Canada and immediately claims it for U.S.
BAY BEYOND BORDER
African-American newborn cyclist
insists infant girlfriend ride seated just behind him:
BABE! BE ON BOARD!
Seriously under-age sommelier
discusses floral characteristics of a favorite vintage
BABY ON BORDEAUX
Angry bairn attacks actor Pitt for refusing to adopt himself and his twin
sister
BABY ON BRAD
Medievalist dumpling ignores judge's anti-stalking order and attacks former girlfriend with rattle
BABY ON BURD
Kid film maker releases feature
exposing unusual Mesopotamian sex practices among younger set
"BABYLON, BARED"
Precocious child discusses its
role in the birth of large litter of kittens in neighbor's window well
BABY ON BROOD
Little angel disses once provocative
(and now deceased) TV chef
BABY ON BOURDAIN
Kid explores Nordic ancestors with the help of "Finding Your Roots" host Henry Louis "Skip" Gates
BABY JAN BJORD
Toddler discovered wearing provocative diaper plying world’s
oldest profession in New Orleans red light district
BABY IN BORDELLO
In series of TV spots, child
invokes names of creamery spokes icons, including Elsie the Cow
BABY ON BORDEN'S
Kid frolics atop mostly nude body
of aging former French starlet between takes for her biopic
BABY ON BARDOT
Toddler mounts one-"man" production
of Broadway's musical nod to Elvis's military induction
BABY ON "BIRDIE"
Child's hotel on particular property
helps him dominate kindergarten Monopoly competition
BABY ON BOARDWALK
Rug rat wins culinary contest with "borrowed" New Orleans recipe
BABY ON BORDELAISE
Is poet Brendan snockered again or are his
shuttered eyelids merely indicative of disinterest?
B. BEHAN, BORED
B. BEHAN, BORED
We're sorry: that model of IKEA's easy-to-assemble toddler's highchair is available only in blonde.
BÄÝBEE JAANBØRÐ
On his new CD, Rapper Ice 2 1/2 kvetches over girlfriend's lack of breadth across buttocks
BOO-TEE? UN-BROAD!
