Poet Poe pens nonsense verse. "Plus...phun," puns Uly, "I disburse." Its gamut runs from spam to worse. The po'sy posted...? Poe's diverse -- most, postcards from his universe, replies to grudges he must nurse. My summary...? Let me be terse: a mitzva, mostly. (Not a curse.)
Arthropod as word ends ‘-od’;
as bug, it's flaw'd 'cuz shodd'ly shod.
Bogeymen as word ends ‘-en’;
as trolls, they're less-than-pleasant men.
Cattle prod as word ends ‘-od’;
as used, 'twill bruise a bovine's bod.
Denizen as word ends '-en’;
as citizen, was alien.
Emerod as word ends '-od';
as sore, it's more an act of God.
Foramen as word ends '-en';
as cut, it's...but that, fratr,' were then...
Actual hand is smaller than it appears. Actual tie is shorter than it appears. Actual club is less true than it appears. Actual hair is...
