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Monday, March 15, 2021

Still More 'Oscar Wilde' Anagrams (Unpub)

     Oscar Wilde
Oscar party games would play.
“Do pick a card, sir,” O would say,
devoid of all frivolity.
“On each be writ the quality
Dame Destiny ascribes to you.
Scoff not, dear friends. Her cards speak true."
(Aubrey Beardsley drew ‘precocial.’
Ross drew ‘loyal.’ O...? 
     Drew ‘social.’)

     Oscar Wilde 
Says O, "I'm mad for skinny lads.
'Mongst linguists, lean's oft barr'd:
wi' Chomsky's girth's pack'd meager mirth,
as is 
     wi' Eco's lard."

     Oscar Wilde
O to Tony Fauci: "Doc, could I have overheard
your asking Ronny Jackson if with Debra he's conferr'd
to determine posilutely if immunity's gone herd...?
(And if, within Drumpf's Oval bin, Don asks, 
     'Is 'cel' a word...?')...?"

      Oscar Wilde
"Proof Olympus hugs spinoffs 
of Parkinson's law...? 
Search no further," shrugs Oscar, "than 
      Io's red claw."

     Oscar Wilde
O's green cuisine 
commands the prize.
He's Edna Lewis, 
     col'ard-wise.

Losts & Founds: An ABC

     The Lost Ark Careless Hebrews lost the Ark  but Jones, a gentile, found it --  along with half a dozen nasty  Nazis runnin' 'ro...