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Sunday, June 24, 2018

"'Palin-' is a prefix meaning backwards or again..." Palinguistics or Sing a Song of Sev'ral (Seven) Silly Sorts of Sarahs: A Constrained Nonsense Glossary in Rhyme

     Palin

‘Palin-’ is a prefix meaning 
backwards or again.
It points to pathologic repe-
tition, now as then:
“…refewdiate…,”(?) “…our North Korean 
allies…”(?) – let alone
how Paul* goes “…warnin’ bells ‘n’ wringin’ 
Brits…”(?) (We should have known.)
     * Revere

     Palinurus

Aeneas punked his pilot in that 
epic named for him.
Palinurus? Sleepin’ at the 
wheel – and he can’t swim!
Swept overboard, he fails to drown. To 
foreign shores he’s blown,
there liquidated by the local 
press. (They should have known.)

     Palindrome 

What’s “Evil did I dwel; lewd I did 
live”? A palindrome,
a twofer: one shouts, “Gotcha!” while the 
other shouts, “Shalom!”
Both get you – coming, going. It’s a 
freakin’ a combat zone.
And toxic for exchange of views. (How 
could we not have known!

     Palinode

Alaska’s gub’natorial load lay 
half-towed, snow un-blowed.
Then Palin’s palinode* defaulted 
on the debt she owed.
To Juneau’s gens her back she showed. She 
split. Due south she rode.
Did ill her recantation bode? Of 
course. We shoulda know’d
     * A poem in which the poet retracts 
a former position.

     Paling 

A paling is a fence, one built to 
keep beyond the Pales
such neighbors as McGinniss, who an-
ticipates big sales 
with bombshells ‘bout the Palins. Will Mc-
Guinniss tell-alls own
the soapy Sarah saga? Nope! (Mc-
Guinniss should have known.)

     Palingenesis

Palingeneses? Rebirths. (Think 
Furher and his Nazis.)
They’re plupreoccupations of the 
lame-stream paparazzis.
P. plugs her docs. P. owns the box. P. 
tweets us from her phone:
No savoir-faire! Ma Grizzly Bear!! Big 
hair!!! (We should have known.)

     Palinal

‘Palinal’ means backward motion – 
sometimes said of chewing.
Rearward-moving, as Alaska’s 
absentee’s seen doing.
Upside-down and inside-out, to 
opposites she’s prone.
She says, “News makes me sad…so I don’t 
watch.” (We should have known.)

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