Runcibl'd Spooner: Little Green Mendacities

Protestor with Spear

What does the extra-terrestrial quip 

as he quenches his troubles...? 'Tis

"E.T. phone home."
What is that lad from Arabia's tip  

as he sharpens his bubbles...? 'Tis
"T.E. hone foam."
     Moral:

To each his '-one.'