Motel in-room snack bar nut or toxin frackin’ Fido’s gut.*
* Macadamias are apparently toxic to dogs.
MacBeth
Toney Tony-winning part or tough transgender's nom-de-tart.
McCormick
Baltimorons' spice vendeur or 'mick'…or 'Mac.' (Seems no one’s sure.)
McDuck
Grasping geezer, Loon de Loot or Ebenezer, cast as coot.*
* A canvasback or gallinule or bufflehead – but no one’s fool
Macedonia
Where Phillip* plants his totem pole or country tasked with crowd control.**
* The Man of Macedonia, of course
** Cf recent refugee crisis at Greek border
McFries
Slipp'ry slope towards childhood lard or poorly spelt 'McFlies.' (Canard!)
MacGuffin
Hitchcock movie plot technique or letters from my 'muffin' leak.*
* I.e., an ‘a,’ a ‘c’ and a ‘G’ dropped from ‘MacGuffin’ leave ‘muffin.’
MacHu (Picchu)
Abandon'd Incan real estate or Irish sneeze. (Gesundheit, mate!)
McIntosh
Apple breed, or leakproof coat or Gael immersed in nonsense quote.*
* Mc in 'tosh'
Mick Jagger
UK knighthood candidate* or packhorse manager’s work state.
* I.e., Sir Mick
** In England the owner or manager of a pack of horses was called a jagger.
MacKinac
Island in a Huron Lac or relatives of Mac call’d ‘Ac.’
McLean
Virginia home to CIA or new McDonald's meal. (No way!)
McMansions
Nouveau-riche “garage mahal" or (sans 'i') Erse M.,* C.,** et al.***
* I.e., Marilyn, the rocker ** I.e., Charles, the nutter
*** I.e., other members of the so-called “Manson family.”
MacNutt
Dude dubb’d Boob (Rube's* handiwork) or laptop user's Apple quirk.
* I. e., Goldberg.
McCoy
Star Fleet officer named "Bones" or how a Jew from Galway moans.
MacPherson (Strut)
Suspension system in fine cars or move on "Dancin' With Scots Stars."
McQueen
Prissy to Leigh's Scarlett O'* or Irish guy in gay floor show.
* I. e, Butterfly
McRib
Sandwich made with barbie’d pork or baby's bunk from Leith or Cork.*
* I.e., Mac Crib.
McSweeney's
Innovative publishing,
or "What-if-Todd-were-Irish…?" thing.
("Soap") MacTavish
"Call of Duty" go-to guy or suds for Irish drip 'n' dry.
MacUlar (Degeneration)
Age-related loss of sight or Quarter Pounder burger blight.
McVeigh
Homely home-grown terror bird* or Irish “Oy! Vey!” spelt absurd.
* I.e., Oklahoma bomber Timothy.
MaxWell (House)
Caffeine good to final drop or where Mac plops his mops to sop.*
* I.e., Mac's well house.
MaXimilien
Major "Reign of Terror"ist”* or beaucoup bucks within one's fist.**
* I.e., Robespierre ** I.e., maxi million
MacY's:
Sponsor of that big parade or Irish inn where young men stay'd.*
* A Dublin YMCA.
MCZSGT:
Sgt. "Jim"'s* own CAPTCHA word or letter salad – shaked and stir’d.
* That’s Sgt. N. (“Jim”) Smithe-Magee (the N stands for ‘(k)Nack)
