Soon Le Textile Musée
once more open'd will be.
Soon they'll've hung their new show,
call'd it "Men o' the Cloth."
Will it "must see" be...? Oui!
Plus, entrées will be free.
Nor'll be any unwelcome –
unless they're a moth.
-- Uly Poe
Denzel Washantung, Khakie Gleason, Johnny Cashmere,
Iggy Poplin & George Bernard Shawl...
Jean-Claude Van Damask, Flannelly O'Conner, Jay Lenolium,
Chenille deGrasse Tyson & Jimmy DurAntimacassar...
Joan Baeze, Arthur Vinyl Davis, Gaberdine Martin,
Cho En-Lycra & Condoleezza Ricepaper...
Chiang Kai-Checks, Margaret Thatch, Patti Label,
Batiki Barber & Polyester Williams...
Dolly Parchment, Knit Romney, Heath Leather,
W. C. Handi-Wipe & Cloth Raines...
Paul Kleenex, Corduroy Cohn, Suze Orlon,
Tom Hankies & Henri MaTissue...
Louie Nylon, Edgar Allan Peau de Soie, Man Rayon,
Martin Loofah King, Jr. & Mr. Tee...
Maurice Ravelveteen, Morgandy Freeman, Mark Twine,
Mohairy Potter & Madras Max...
Milton Burlap, Newt Gingham, Noel Cowhide,
Orlon Chaney & Pontius Pile...
Porky Pigskin, Pat Buckram, Peter O'Tulle,
Quilt Chamberlain & Raffia Nadal...
Rya Cooder, Salvador Doily, Samuel Berber,
Shag (Eel) O'Neal & Steve Mnuchintz...
Saran Paul, Sherlock Homespun, Sir John Falstaffeta,
Sackclotherell Sitwell & Terrycloth Thomas...
Tarpo Marx, Vincent van Gauze, Velvets Presley,
Woodrow Woolson & William Howard Taffeta...
Zbig ("Newsprint") Zinski, Zane Crepe, Twilliam Shakespeare,
Spiro Ragnew & Lamé West...
Maria Von Trappestry, Bernie Macrame, Alan Jay Velourner,
Anais LiNin & Acetatum O'Neal...
Britney Spearsucker, Barbara Felton, Cate Blanket,
Canvas Bergen & Calicoco Chanel...
Janet Muslin, Lady Caroline Laminate, Miss Jane Marble,
Meryl Stripe & Divinyl...
Penelope Crewels, Princess Tie Dye, Sarah Palint,
Susan Saranwrap and Torigami Spelling...
Alexander the Crepe, Audie Mufti, Al Gore-Tex,
Abraham Linen & Alpaca Chino...
Brocadrian Cronauer, BombaZeno of Elia, Captain James Cork,
Cisco Kidskin & Cheesecloth of Nazareth
Ludwig von Beethovenmitt...
(images to come: a work in progress)
