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Thursday, November 9, 2023

Carpe Diembryo! Another Dozen Eggcentregg Ovaviews (Clutch Five)

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Seggreggation

The enemy 
we've met: it's us:
"Ya'll mova 
to de begga de bus!"


Peggasso

Pablo P's pro-pulchritude;
he fancies female coeufves.
But when the game's to limn those same,
soft coeufves get on his noeufves.

Ieggo

"Who' lurks behind Othello...?"
"Ieggo. He's the fellow."
"And who pursues Ieggo...?"
"That's Sheggspeare."
                           "Grazie."
                                         "Preggo."


The Seggway

Move (piece o' quiche) from here to there --
unless you reach a loefty stair...
...or wind up high upon a roeuf...
...or seaside (they're not waterproeuf).


      
  Non Segguitur
     
  If B, then Egg.
  B; erggo Egg.
  (This case, though,
  does one question begg.)


  Eggsit Strateggy

 Though eggs may run (!) 
  they cannot hide.
  (More erggument 
  for ovacide...?)
         
Hollandaise

"Good morning, hard egg,"
bellows Billie --
ever mellow, 
never shrilly.

           \
"Vivos Huevos!"

 Chegg Huevora, 
 Fidelista,
 proves a '60s
 fashionista.



The Fowls

Veggrant fowls;
infreggrant fowls;
fleggrant fowls;
maleggrant fowls.



 The Queggmire 

 Bypass the queggsand and fend off the marsh.
 Fend off the fen as well; fens can prove harsh.
 Sidestep the swamp, with its mud and its loam.
 Beowoeuf...? Pray to Thor Grendel's not home. 


     
 Torneggo Watch

 "It's a twister! Head for shelter!"
 Gulch recalls the Wicked Witch:
 pails of water tend to melt her.
 ("Oz" makes even Toto rich.)



 Eggs-acto Knife

"I'd rather half an egg 
than none:
a half a hard-boil'd egg
won't run."


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