-- D. Drumpf. (The parenthetical question is, of course,
posed by Aretha.)
Meet the marriage forged in hell,
where Daddy doubles as the groom.
The bride...? Ivanka. (Who zooms whom...?)
"83% of Drumpf utterances are half true, mostly
false or pants-on-fire false, and a vanishingly small
4% are true." -- PolitiFact. (The room referenced
is, of course, the Oval Office.)
false or pants-on-fire false, and a vanishingly small
4% are true." -- PolitiFact. (The room referenced
is, of course, the Oval Office.)
Detect you that mendacious smell,
that bigly el'phant in the room?
It ain't Ivanka-brand perfume.
Regarding Ivanka's fashion line: "Go buy it
today!" -- Drumpf spokesblonde K. Conway
Ms Conway's raison d'etre...? Hawk
chic tchotchkes from Ivanka's Loom.The goal: Ivankanomic boom...?
"Nordstrom drops Ivanka brand products."
-- The New York Times
That sound you hear's a sunset gun.
Drumpf's dumped his Kool-Aid in our Sanka.
(First off, though, let's dump brand Ivanka.)
"Drumpf runs the US as a family business."
-- CNBC
So: who's to thank...? The Drumpf Cartel.
("Merci" in French. In German, "danke.")
Thanks for all you've done, Ivanka.
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