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Wednesday, March 7, 2018

Self Refs (Noms de Nonsense)


               The self-referring...


...Old Testament theologian: Isaiah Lot of Babel 




...Asian-born black-ink artist law-suit defendant: So Su Me E   



...octogenarian pop culture one-hit wonder: Flash N. DePann   



...Civil War reenactment Rhett Butler impersonator: Frank Lee Meideere    



...Brando-impersonating mafia enforcer: Arthur E. Cantry-Fewse 



...New York waterfront longshoreman: Ike Hood-O'Haddklasse  



...Greta Garbo fan-club recording secretary: Ivan "Toobie" Hull-Owen 



...religious zealot: Theo Lodge-Hickle  



...French national "M Congeniality" contest runner-up: Merce E. Beaucoup  



...general all-around sonofabitch: Upton O'Goode  



...amateur psycho-ecologist: Itzak ("Ray") Zeevoilt  



...novelty floorlamp manufacturer's rep: Major O. Ward  



...unemployed eighteen-wheeler operator: Asa Lee ("Pat") deWiel



…sub-Saharan real-eatate developer: Barron Wasteland 

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