Renaissance art notable dreams of working in the altogether.
Allied
'A's address Titian's
absurd apparitions:
“Tish”
dreams/wishes/seems absurd apparitions:
to wave all inhibitions.
Baseball's Berra dreams of visiting the Old Country. But whose?
Both 'B's be 'bout Yogi's
bewilderin' bogies:
this game Hall-of-Famer's Both 'B's be 'bout Yogi's
bewilderin' bogies:
abstainin' from hoagies.
Indeed, Yogi's feed rests on
plated pierogies!
Angel (retired, Charley-type) dreams of failing to nix a gambling jinx.
Coupled
'C's conjure Farrah's
cock'mamie chimeras:
Ms. Fawcett, her jaw set, cock'mamie chimeras:
hurls snake eyes at Harrah's.
Powerful dream persuades Al Capp hottie she's still a hooker looker.
Duple 'D's display Moonbeam's
delusional daydreams:
"Still
fine," mulls McSwine. Duple 'D's display Moonbeam's
delusional daydreams:
"Mine ain't needin' no face creams."
Poor
Bo, dreaming of future unemployment, envisions only
umbrage.
Echoed
'E's earmark Derek's
eccentric etherics:
both show broad-boob'd Bo eccentric etherics:
givin' vent to hysterics.
Infamous foreign agent Hari dreams of heading south of the border.
Fellow
'F's finger Mata's
full-farcical fatas,
wherein (note her grin!) full-farcical fatas,
wry spies pummel piñatas.
Uncle in grisly "Addams Family" sit-com* dreams of hitting the confessional.
* Not to be confused with John (or James or William)
"Grizzly" Adams (1812-1860), who also spawned a TV series.
Gem'ni'd 'G's? Glyphs for Fester –
he's
gross with grotesqueries:
all will appall. (He'll gross with grotesqueries:
confess just the less scaries.)
Motown cager Prince dreams of teaching Geneology at a Detroit high school.
Half (four!) 'H's hold Tayshaun's
hairbrain'd “h'llucinashauns”:
this Piston's insistin,' hairbrain'd “h'llucinashauns”:
"My sibs? All ‘Alsashauns’!"
Idiot Veep dreams of
continuing to suck eggs, goose-type.
Idem: 'I's index thick Dick's
inane "eedee fix" (sic).
Agreed: when VP'd, Idem: 'I's index thick Dick's
inane "eedee fix" (sic).
Cheney zero'd for six. (Sick!)
Calendar (Jalali-type) maven dreams his poetry's roundly
pooh-pooh'd.
Join'd
'J's? Just O. Khayyam's
joint jabberwock'd jimjams.
This Persian's "verse-'xcursions"? joint jabberwock'd jimjams.
Per'verse-'ical flim-flams!
Creator of Khingachgook (sic) dreams of failing to employ spell check.
Kin'd
'K's kindle Cooper's
kookesque kama rupas:
Jim's
Pathfinder spellbinders? kookesque kama rupas:
Brimful o' bloopers!
Lahore sage dreams of delaying
enlightenment until tomorrow morning.
Let
'L's limn Le Buddha's
lightheaded laputas:
nirvana's anon. Right now? lightheaded laputas:
Lime-Jello shootahs!
Married man Massachusetts man dreams of scoring some illicit sex.
Matchin' 'M's max'mize Lodge's
mind's muddl'd mirages:
Hank Cabot's a Babbett mind's muddl'd mirages:
ISO "massages."
Former network TV doc dreams of chugging rubbing alcohol.
Neighb'rin' 'N's notate Kildare's
nonsensical nightmares:
Ye Doctor be crocked, sir, nonsensical nightmares:
thus subject to bugbears.
Okuda
creature dreams of his own Trek series
in reruns...forever.
outré oraculas,
re: space-time spectacula's.
Political cartoonist dreams of
getting his best ideas while dreaming.
Pairs o' 'P's portrays T. Nast's
preposterous phantasts:
they'll
fashion his passionate preposterous phantasts:
Tammany sarcasts.
155-mph quick-service ace Andy dreams of illegal drug use.
Queu'd up 'Q's
cue A. Roddick's
"quite qwazy" quixotics:
So fast we're aghast. "quite qwazy" quixotics:
(Is Rod usin' narcotics?)
Toys 'R' Us icon dreams of putting 'base' back in 'customer base.'
Rhymin' 'R's relate Geoffrey's
rude, radical rev'ries:
this mascot shows tots lots rude, radical rev'ries:
of noir sides mom ne'er sees!
Cannibal's sado-dream exposes his criminality as largely genetic.
Sim'lar 'S's show Lector's
sick, stark-ravin' spectres
as Hannibal's Nana scrawls: sick, stark-ravin' spectres
"I ♥ dissectors!"
Tour cyclist dreams of enjoying
scenic French views.
Two twin'd 'T's trace Sir Lance's
(tsk tsk!) tomfool trances:
Our star's worst bete noir’s (tsk tsk!) tomfool trances:
when his next Tour de France is.
Overstuffed and underfoot Pillsbury mascot fails to curb his appetite.
Un'form 'U's unveil Doughboy
in unhinged Utopoi:
his dream? Clotted cream...in unhinged Utopoi:
atop tow'rin' gâteau, boy!
Hollywood
(and Vine) icon Walter weighs
politics of a career-long type casting.
Vis-a-'V's? Views o' Pidgeon's
vertiginous visions.
Each movie's to prove he vertiginous visions.
won't play Dionysians.
Rudyard's white-man's-burden creation dreams of a primate chorale.
Wedded 'W's* wield Kim's
wild- (-'n'-woolly) -eyed whims
showin'
Jungle Guy humm'd to by wild- (-'n'-woolly) -eyed whims
chimps chantin' hymns.
* Since just prior to the turn of
the last century,
'W' has been pronounced 'dubya' -- i.e., in two syllables --
and is so pronounced here. How fast we forget.
'W' has been pronounced 'dubya' -- i.e., in two syllables --
and is so pronounced here. How fast we forget.
One Caesar, in
X-rated dream, dons colorful and pricey designer underwear.
EXtra 'X's [x]* Galba's
xiphoidal xibalbas:
in trances Galb' dances xiphoidal xibalbas:
in dark Marc Chagall bras!
* Pronounced 'ex,' as is said
when one’s ticking a box.
Charlemagne's youngish mistress dreams of being sweet-talked...
yet again!
yet again!
Yok'd 'Y's yield up Himiltrude's
yammerin' yakshatudes,
phantoms where Chas hums yammerin' yakshatudes,
flat medieval platitudes.
Ms. Pitts dreams
of Oscar's Ernest's true mother's dream of...
(are you getting all this?)
(are you getting all this?)
Zwei 'Z's? Zut...don't miss 'em!
Z-z-zaSu's "zombnamb'lism"
Z-z-zaSu's "zombnamb'lism"
nails Wilde's prim Miss Prism
in wild Freudi'nism!
in wild Freudi'nism!
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