Call me Ishmael,
a clam shlemiel --
as opposed to, say, a mussel shlimazel
(though neither's a kosher meal).
a clam shlemiel --
as opposed to, say, a mussel shlimazel
(though neither's a kosher meal).
-- Ulysses Poe and Herman Melville
A Walrus and an Ampersand's departure raised a fuss. "Rock bottom in some ABC is not the spot for us," the Walrus warn...