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Wednesday, August 14, 2019

A Rabbi, A Priest and a Kangaroo Walk Into a Bar: Vocallically Constrained Variations

Kanga, Roo and a bear living under the name of Sanders 
walk into a bar...
An eastern grey named Ken G. Aroostook 
walks into a bar…
A western grey arrested for plucking a rooster* 
walks into a bar…
King Kong, a room freshener salesman and an antilopine 
walk into a bar…
Hans Küng, a roofing sales rep/part-time mohel and a mallee 
walk into a bar…
A rubber ducky, NGA rooftop marksman Uly Poe and a wallaby 
walk into a bar...
     * Not to be confused with Jack Kent's 
comic strip monarch King Aroo.
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