Agatha saggeth. (Ugh!)
Audrey...?
Too tawdry.
Bridget…? An 'idjit.'
With Bess, more is less.
Cleo lacks brio.
Celeste
lacks one breast.
Dolores will bore us.
Deniece…? She’s a mess.
Edith
might bleedeth
(twin Enid's spent spleen did).
Fleur...? Don't phone her!
Her sis Floss hits the
sauce.
Gertrude…? She's curt, rude.
Gwen's not yet ten.
Hortense abhors gents;
Helene…?
Gathers moss.
Iris
will tire us;
Imelda...? They've kill'd ‘er
Juana...? Manana!
Joan...? Leave her alone.
Kate's overweight;
sister Kath needs a bath.
Letitia's pernicious;
Lucille tends to moan.
Marlo…?
No Harlowe
Mavis...? Lord save us!
Nancy'd prove rancid;
Nadeen, too's, unclean.
Olive's re-pahls-ive!
Odette
we've not met.
Paige caught a phage.
Prunella's obscene!
Queen's
just thirteen;
her half-sister's a Mister!
Roxie lacks moxie.
(Rochelle does as well.)
Sonia won't phone ya;
Sinead must be paid.
Thalia's a failia;
Terese looks like hell!
Uma's
got tumahs.
Ursula…? Worse. (Ooh-la...!)
Vi's now a guy.
Veronica's m'ronic!
Wallace will gall us.
Wren's gone off men.
Xanthippe's too hippy;
her cousin's bubonic!
Yma's
a screamah;
Yvette is worse yet.
Zelda...? You've smell'd ‘er…?
Zorah...? The horrah!
[Each sister here listed
is tacky or twisted:
The even ones...? Awful.
The odd ones…? Much poorah!]
Bridget…? An 'idjit.'
With Bess, more is less.
Cleo lacks brio.
Dolores will bore us.
Deniece…? She’s a mess.
(twin Enid's spent spleen did).
Fleur...? Don't phone her!
Gertrude…? She's curt, rude.
Gwen's not yet ten.
Hortense abhors gents;
Imelda...? They've kill'd ‘er
Juana...? Manana!
Joan...? Leave her alone.
Kate's overweight;
sister Kath needs a bath.
Letitia's pernicious;
Lucille tends to moan.
Mavis...? Lord save us!
Nancy'd prove rancid;
Nadeen, too's, unclean.
Olive's re-pahls-ive!
Paige caught a phage.
Prunella's obscene!
her half-sister's a Mister!
Roxie lacks moxie.
(Rochelle does as well.)
Sonia won't phone ya;
Sinead must be paid.
Thalia's a failia;
Terese looks like hell!
Ursula…? Worse. (Ooh-la...!)
Vi's now a guy.
Veronica's m'ronic!
Wallace will gall us.
Wren's gone off men.
Xanthippe's too hippy;
her cousin's bubonic!
Yvette is worse yet.
Zelda...? You've smell'd ‘er…?
Zorah...? The horrah!
[Each sister here listed
is tacky or twisted:
The even ones...? Awful.
The odd ones…? Much poorah!]
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