Minnie Arcauld
Though beginning with nary a stitch,
she paid heed to that Buffett guy's* pitch.
Now of Wall Street she's known as "The Witch."
Meet Millie Anne Ayre: this gal's rich!
To our gal 'n' her gig I would offer a toast:
To our pal, let us swig -- to one wholly engross'd
in North African tenderloin 'hoods where she's host.
Come and raise high your glasses: To Barb Ayre-Ricoste!
Carrie A. Biggs-Tique
Ada Badde-Muschrume
Aurora Borre-Ellis
This next poetic anecdote
concerns an ingenue of note
who, ruing roads, would rather float.
Her aptronym...? 'Tis 'Rhoda Bote.'
Though seclusion can often occur,
living single some -- many! -- prefer.
One whose whole life is lived in longueur...?
Xaviera bin Lowen-Leigh -- 'tis her.
Did j'ever wonder how it feels
to spot the hottest hautest deals...?
Behold this lass's fashion spiels!
Meet influencer Nyna Cheeles.
Diane B. Dunne-Whittet
Circe Drecard-Wicke
Jude d'Phatt
Alana Daye-Zwerk
Xena D'Kryme
Another aptronymic dame,
persona non this gal became.
She did in Yids -- nor show'd she shame.
'Barb Dwyer''s her Schutzstaffel name.
A flygirl from a bygone day,
she piloted Enola Gay,
skywriting in the air: V-J.
Her name was 'Ariel D'Splaigh.'
This chick is tough -- no bit o' fluff.
In manner gruff she brooks no guff.
She'll grab your scruff, assault your stuff...
...then stall. That's all, Yvette Enuff!
Faith ("F. R.") Fodders
N. Janet Forrest
Though violence she'll e'er abhor
and calls for concord (less or more),
she's no one's fool; she knows the score,
does Alice Ferrin-Luffinwore.
Rita Goodbooke
Aurora de Greezepaynt
She stands at the start of each game.
Once her gun's cock'd, with circumspect aim
Freda fires -- ever careful to maim
no one. ('Freda Gedd-Reddy''s her name.)
Tanya Hyde
Leda Horzta-Waters
Beth Hyde-Urthelph
A. Cindy Hohle
Who enlarges upon all she's been...?
Who seems not to know when to say "When!"...?
Who o'erdoes -- nor not just now 'n' then...?
A. Bridget Hu-Farr does -- again!
Tamara Issanoth-Urdaigh
Gladys Ikenbee
Xantippe-Dee Izeburgh
What shade be she when she's at home...?
One rainbow-hued or monochrome...?
And which (X-...? Y-...?) her chromosome...?
Be 'Uma Jewby' still her nome...?
Tillie Kauska-Mome
Y. Joanie Kent-Reede
Billie Klubb
Amber Kerr-Pladder
So: what Renée (that snake!) did,
when little brother Blake hid
and country cousin Jake slid...?
Renée Kidd...? She ran naked.
Aretha Laura Leeves
Jane Linque-Phentz
Zora Louza
Lectures on Lewis*...? Who's guru, who's wiz,
who's master practitioner, best in the biz
and top of her class...? There'll be no need to quiz:
Ms. Y. Isabel Leica-Bollingball is.
* Carroll and Victorian Nonsense: An Introduction
"No fix'd address" label for Wanda...? A must.
A wayfaring stranger...? Oh, isn't she just!
Her gypsy galoshes will gather no dust.
Nom de plume on her passport...? It reads 'Wanda Luszt.'
Lourdes Meischeppe-Hurd
Alma Mottar
Manon Dee Moone
Randi Marathon
Angie Mymah
No slapstick side per likes of Skelton,*
never spied like Barbara Felton,**
planet-savin' tools she's smeltin':
glacier prophet Isis Melton.
*Comic Red ** Agent 99 of TV's "I Spy"
Morven E. Nuff
Fern Nin-Treeg
Hedy Nach-Lauds
Brooke Noque-Warder
Amelia Nayre
Whom do the afternoon shadows affright...?
Who retires early, afraid of the night...?
Who, all atremble, must hide from the light...?
Little Miss Heidi-Nicole Zellar might.
Cosette O'Watschmann
Jane O'Phules
Ayn Ovatillitzova
Marge O'Dymes
Sharon ("Cher") O'Lyke
Angie O'Graham
Claire N. Pressen-Deignger
Nora Pligh
Karen Pheeding
Ann O. Penn-Booke
Mrs. Sippie Rivers
Rita Bess Sellar
Lauren Sophie Raye-Beeya
Faye Studor-Wall
Denice R. Schott
Geri ("Hat Trick") Sind-Rome
Question'd, "Con I hov this donce...?"
she answers me with nonchalance,
"I haven't since the Renaissance."
Typical of Audrey Spontz.
The need when paupers died...? 'Twere those
who'd grasp'd the potter's field's MOs.
But none stepp'd up who did, God knows,
till Roseanne ("Rose") San Rosen rose.
Fran Tiggly-Waven
Alba Tross
Adelaide Urdayte
"'Tis I, O Lord, who interrupt
to plead with Thou. Remove Thine cup
and overlook my mien abrupt!
Let's leg it, Lord," prays Harriet Upp.
Vera Vayle-Ure
Allison Von Durland
Wendy Wynn-Bloze: Meteorologist
Agatha Wurlonnazt-Wring: Wall Street portfolio manager
Amber Wayffs-O'Grayne
A hu-u-uge Calvino fan, alright,
she'd read whatever he would write.
Says she, "Italo's outta sight!"
That's her: Ivana Winters-Knight.
Nana Yore-Bizness
As more G&Ts flow'd,
I cried, "One for the road!"
But my waitress me "No!"'d:
She's Bea ("Trudy") Yerkode.
Babe Zinn-Toylenn
Yolanda Zmyland
"My cartoon ABCs," she's said,
"in children's books your kids have read
before come's time tots head for bed."
(Kids witty call her 'Ada Zedd.')
(a work in progress)
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