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Thursday, February 15, 2018

"Who's bit thrice but not shy...?" The "No 'No-Nonsense'" Guy: A Nonsense Rhyme

Who's bit thrice but not shy?
Who's, though smitten, still spry?
Who sports mittens -- no tie?
The "No 'No-Nonsense'" Guy.

Who resides at the Y?
Who confides, "I'm a spy"?
Who's tried trisecting pi?
The "No 'No-Nonsense'" Guy.

Who loves Laurie, loathes Fry; 
disses Christian, digs Bligh;
Googles K Ophir (Shai)?
The "No 'No-Nonsense'" Guy.

Who chugs canteens of chai
with pastramis on rye,
and cries, "Let 'em eat pie!"?
The "No 'No-Nonsense'" Guy.

Who sings, "B'ruch...Adonai..."
before sundown each Fri?
(You might give that a try: 
you're no "no-nonsense" guy!)

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