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Sunday, April 29, 2018

Where Are the Marx Siblings? A Constrained Alphabet

      Where’s

AARPo, Biko, Croucho, Drummo, E-e-e-eek!o (christened Echo), Freako…

Geeko, Hyde-‘N’-Sikho, “I'm Uniqu'o,” J'maican Rummo, Keeko…

Leeko, Mozambiq'o, Numbo, “Ouch!”o, Poucho, Quixotico…

Reeko, Sharpo, Twyla Tharpo, Uomo, Jr., V.I.P-po...?

Where is Whippo? Where's Xanthippo? Where is Yummo? Where is Zeeko?*

(Not to mention Manfred,** Groucho, Harpo, Gummo, Zeppo, Chico.)

     * 'Zicko' is routinely substituted for 'Zeeko' here in anticipation
of a matching "short-i" pronunciation of the final line's 'Chico' --
one heard, and apparently preferred, in many quarters.

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