(He'd die without our constant attention. His base feeds on that celebrity. Let's try running not towards him but away from him -- towards those who are working hard to replace his nonsense with responsible governing.)
If
door-bust deal you plan to steal, best practice: run...don't walk!
If
neighbor's gate you'd "decorate," spray aerosol...don't chalk!
If folks you'd slur whose names end '-ner,' yell 'Hef-' or 'Shat-'! Don't 'Faulk-'!
If
Donald Drump you wish to dump, bypass the ass! (Don't stalk!)
To batters who you'd say "Skiddoo!" just pitch the ball...don't balk!
If
Tonys you would peer review, vet Blair! Quiz Quinn...don’t “Hawk”!
If
Donald's reign's that big a bane, just stop all Donald talk!
In short, if Drump you'd re-e-e-eally dump, bypass the ass! (Don't stalk!)
PlaysWellWithLetters is a blogorrheal notebook of Nonsense in rhyming metres accompanying often-inconsequential sequencial graphics all issuing from the hands and/or minds of Sgt. N. ("Jim") Smithe-Magee, amateur author/illustrator whose several books are available online from Politics & Prose Bookstore under the nom de charade Ulysses Poe.
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